You spin me right round baby right round

*vooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu* (ixos ilektrikis skoupas)
*gkouxou gkouxou!*
po po po, araxnes, miges, katsarides, kai ti den exei edo mesa! Ma kala poso kairo exeis na patiseis edo, sa de ntrepese na to afineis etsi mes sti vroma auto... tsk, tsk, tsk (ase pou sapisan kai ta avga kai i mpoxa den antexete!)

E, i epoxi mou tora pia, eipa na vgo apo ti ntoulapa, na kseskonisto, na katharisto kai na etoimasto gia na eimai etoimi gia tis kalokairines diakopes, pos tha "foreso" ta rouxa tou afenti etsi skonismeni kai vromontas klisoura?

Oxi re, lisaksate, den eimai to valitsaki tou sport Billy, autos gerase kai exei mpei kai sto girokomeio, tora to valitsaki tou periexei slipad panes, adiavroxa katosentona, moromantila kai mpolika xapakia, gia ton prostati, to zaxaro, tin piesi, ta triglikeridia, ti xolisterini.... ti douleia exo ego m'auto to xouftalo!?!?

Ego exo allon afenti, kalo, gliko, evgeniko.... alla de me paei taksidia (klaps! snif!!!) Apo to xeimona exo na pao!

aaanyway.....

Alitheia, exo sistithei katholou?

Xarika gia tin gnorimia, :
Name : Valitsaki
Age : 26
Sex : (ti einai auto trogete?) Female
Location : Ntoulapa
City/town : spiti
Ownership : owned by my master with official contract and ring
Color: snow White (with "blonde" highlights)
Eye color : grey-blue/grey-green/ blue-greenish (you'll decide when you'll meet me)
Size : XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL
Favourite colors : Black, blue (all shades), violet
Favourite time of day : passed midnight